i woke up this morning,seemed like a brilliantly flawless day ,i mean the weather was soothing, no load shedding for a change..everything seemed nice...so i felt nice and stepped out of the house in search of all the nice things in world..but i discovered something really stupid...ladies dressed up like a fucking rainbow ,men were no better ,i mean wearing the brightest shades of sun ,water and mountains ,everyone made of plastic..eventually i got the root of this phony day.. AND YAY!! IT WAS VALENTINE'S DAY...a day to honour the great saint of love..what's wrong with you people?? i mean where is the real indian in you?? diwali ,holi are like obsolete concepts for you...but all the 'western days' are a killer..and look at the counterpart..the great 'black leader' obama is disposing off the coloured human beings from his 'white' nation and we like useless fucks are celebrating the "days' .wats special abt this day??it's just an ordinary day ..do u need a fucking day to tell ur lady that you love her,or maybe use a better quality condom which smells like a banana n all??what abt the remaining 364 days(365 in case of a leap year..;))..u don't love her/him that much? or u just use water balloons?
let me get straight to the point,we are no fucking slaves,we need to change our thought process..a dream company for a software guy is google or maybe microsoft?? y cant it be a dream for the same guy to buy these companies one day?what's the whole plastic culture all about?
think about it india..and if you really agree with me then do the following:-
1)gents..thank you u so much for going through the blog n all..i really appreciate your concern
2)ladies ..thank you so much..just leave ur number and i'l get back to you..;)
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Cool breeze,dusky clouds ,diminished light and a short messed up man with big fat black framed glasses reading a book on human anatomy.It was John's first encounter with the 'change man' , Ravi.A low profile man , a man of honour and dignity by heart and by looks a fucking bookworm always hassled and panicky.The story begins years ago in 1971 when the world was mourning Jim Morrison's death.But who knew that something spectacular was bound to happen in 35years.Something what we can't dream of,even under the influence of herbs.And what better place can you expect to see this spectacular act than Nagpur , exact center of India where all the taxes collected by the government are spent on building and rebuilding roads,a place which dwells on 'kadi samosa' and 'poha'.Here people had a very easy going and peaceful life.They never worked for more than forty five minutes at a stretch and needed an hour break after that.But this moment of shock and surprise,mixed emotions on 23rd April 2006 has certainly changed the lazy fucks.Getting back to union of divine souls it started under the roof of the hostel room of Baba engineering college yet again in Nagpur.It was like a Kodak moment but nobody anticipated that union of legends to bring about a revolution.John was a smart fuck,great in mathematics and logically super sound.He was popular among the cream pussies of the college.But one thing which really bothered him was failure.He couldn't accept failure.Blame it to his upbringing or to his mindframe but he aimed to touch the sky and wouldn't settle for anything less.His childhood was rather a harsh one .His mother ran away with the driver and his father slept with the domestic maid.But she was a nice lady.She cooked brilliant food .took care of John and pleased his dad in the night.she was a tigress in bed and a fairy elsewhere.But somehow John's dad was fed up of him and forced him to leave his house and find a new home.He never scolded him or anything but avoided him as his talks about the fairy maid really freaked the oldie.Thats the prime reason of John's arrival to Nagpur ,though he had no regrets.The hostel was less of a home more of a brothel,only difference being that there was no flesh trade.The hostel gate was like an iron cage which segregated the hostel from the outside world.Food was shitty so it could only be appreciated under the green dream,no wonder all of them were usually happy and peaceful and used to get rammed by the other college's brats.Porn was the spinal cord of the hostel as cream pussy was a rarity in Nagpur and all the good ones were taken by hunks like John.John was a fine gentleman too believed in the policy of sharing is caring though never cared to share his pussy with his mates.Maybe that was a reason of mates disliking him and calling him eccentric.He only mixed up well with Ravi who was hardly noticeable in the hostel.They started off in the usual way ."hey brother, do you have a smoke" asked Ravi.You usually make good friends over a cigarette and that's how they blended.Coincidently they both were brilliant students of the same discipline,information technology but Ravi was never seen in college.Both of them had a dream to flourish and do something extraordinary but Ravi had even chosen a path to do so.As John says.Ravi was always interested in the whole process of blending technology with homosapiens resulting in a technosapien.
Anyway years passed by and the friendship grew up like anything.Now don't you dare think they where gay.They were probably having the same mental frequency or something but inseparable souls.Though they usually had a tiff over technical topics ."Radar science is a booming field and can be implemented...blah blah blah" basically shitted technical crap.They could shit technology at any instant,mention software and there they go..crazy fucks,rather crazy fuck.
Eventually time flew and came the time of job hunt.Again the love for gadgets and technology once again united them and got the job in the same place..
INFORMATION HEIGHT was the name of the company,the best software developing firm in Nagpur at that time.Research and development were the highlights of the organization,"lets kill it",the motto.When you appoint tech-fucks like John you certainly are on the prey.As John stated Ravi was yet again irregular with the job rather never went to the office.He preferred working in the night with John and no supervision.The company had no problem because it realized the potential of the asses.Rather it supported them in the nocturnal timings and paid them extra.There were many sleepless nights in stake for the dick heads who achieved orgasm developing technology.John fantasied gadgets.Maybe he was vocal about this fascination a couple of years a ago which directed the introduction of sex toys.He surely was a bit mind fucked.
Now came the time of doing something resourceful for these asses.Ravi devoted his life researching human reproduction and committed himself to computers.He wanted to blend technology with the reproductive glands of homosapiens.Later on with the help of John he came to know that Humans are basically an outcome of a spark which ignites the heart to function.Nobody could figure out the cause of this spark, not even Ravi or John.
After a research of two years with sleepless nights they started getting close to the method of obtaining this spark.The new spark would be an outcome of computer knowledge and some electronic devices.Eventually the spark producing device was established by Ravi .With the permission of some foetus research laboratory he implemented the spark and YAY!! the new baby was formed normally.The new technosapien pumped blood three times faster than the normal kid,and seemed to learn much faster than an average human.At the age of five it achieved puberty.It surely was a mindblowing invention.
Years passed by and new technosapiens were born.They started displacing the regular humans first as mineworkers then eventually in every sphere of life.But the technosapiens were like a secret.Their fact was never revealed.
John was aware of this.He initially appreciated them but when in 2001 a technosapien replaced his position in INFORMATION HEIGHTS he couldn't take it.He quit the job and started his own research firm.Ravi was missing for a huge time .It seems he fled to USA as he anticipated the species he created would fuck all the normal people.John tried to search him but all the efforts were useless.
By 2002 when John was 44 years old he started seeing all the jobs being occupied by the new fucked up race.He couldn't control his anger.He blew up his newly formed lab as nothing could stop them.The only solution left was to kill the source of this new generation crap,the computers.He learnt all the programming shit and all to do so.
May 3rd 2005 was the date when he developed his new software which had a capability of infecting the computer and increase the temperature of the internal components.It was basically a virus which attacked the hardware of the computer causing permanent damage.The way of propagation was really simple .He linked the address of this virus on internet and whomsoever clicked it got the fruit of it.The virus had the quality of propagating really fast and infecting all the computers in the same network.
December 23rd all the networks ,all the computers of the world crashed.Every activity froze.Everyone was looking for the cause of this.Many people lost money and many committed suicide.It was a horror situation .But John was one happy man.
February 13th John was tracked down by the CBI.He was placed under house arrest,questioned for his doing.He confessed the crap what had been going on.Nobody believed him as it was a secretive process.He then told them about Ravi .Shock overwhelmed John when he came to know Ravi never existed.
April 23rd 2006, it was proved that Ravi never existed,there was no technosapien,even his fairy maid mother never existed thats why he was thrown out of his house.John lived in his world of fiction.He was proved Schizophrenic.
Anyway years passed by and the friendship grew up like anything.Now don't you dare think they where gay.They were probably having the same mental frequency or something but inseparable souls.Though they usually had a tiff over technical topics ."Radar science is a booming field and can be implemented...blah blah blah" basically shitted technical crap.They could shit technology at any instant,mention software and there they go..crazy fucks,rather crazy fuck.
Eventually time flew and came the time of job hunt.Again the love for gadgets and technology once again united them and got the job in the same place..
INFORMATION HEIGHT was the name of the company,the best software developing firm in Nagpur at that time.Research and development were the highlights of the organization,"lets kill it",the motto.When you appoint tech-fucks like John you certainly are on the prey.As John stated Ravi was yet again irregular with the job rather never went to the office.He preferred working in the night with John and no supervision.The company had no problem because it realized the potential of the asses.Rather it supported them in the nocturnal timings and paid them extra.There were many sleepless nights in stake for the dick heads who achieved orgasm developing technology.John fantasied gadgets.Maybe he was vocal about this fascination a couple of years a ago which directed the introduction of sex toys.He surely was a bit mind fucked.
Now came the time of doing something resourceful for these asses.Ravi devoted his life researching human reproduction and committed himself to computers.He wanted to blend technology with the reproductive glands of homosapiens.Later on with the help of John he came to know that Humans are basically an outcome of a spark which ignites the heart to function.Nobody could figure out the cause of this spark, not even Ravi or John.
After a research of two years with sleepless nights they started getting close to the method of obtaining this spark.The new spark would be an outcome of computer knowledge and some electronic devices.Eventually the spark producing device was established by Ravi .With the permission of some foetus research laboratory he implemented the spark and YAY!! the new baby was formed normally.The new technosapien pumped blood three times faster than the normal kid,and seemed to learn much faster than an average human.At the age of five it achieved puberty.It surely was a mindblowing invention.
Years passed by and new technosapiens were born.They started displacing the regular humans first as mineworkers then eventually in every sphere of life.But the technosapiens were like a secret.Their fact was never revealed.
John was aware of this.He initially appreciated them but when in 2001 a technosapien replaced his position in INFORMATION HEIGHTS he couldn't take it.He quit the job and started his own research firm.Ravi was missing for a huge time .It seems he fled to USA as he anticipated the species he created would fuck all the normal people.John tried to search him but all the efforts were useless.
By 2002 when John was 44 years old he started seeing all the jobs being occupied by the new fucked up race.He couldn't control his anger.He blew up his newly formed lab as nothing could stop them.The only solution left was to kill the source of this new generation crap,the computers.He learnt all the programming shit and all to do so.
May 3rd 2005 was the date when he developed his new software which had a capability of infecting the computer and increase the temperature of the internal components.It was basically a virus which attacked the hardware of the computer causing permanent damage.The way of propagation was really simple .He linked the address of this virus on internet and whomsoever clicked it got the fruit of it.The virus had the quality of propagating really fast and infecting all the computers in the same network.
December 23rd all the networks ,all the computers of the world crashed.Every activity froze.Everyone was looking for the cause of this.Many people lost money and many committed suicide.It was a horror situation .But John was one happy man.
February 13th John was tracked down by the CBI.He was placed under house arrest,questioned for his doing.He confessed the crap what had been going on.Nobody believed him as it was a secretive process.He then told them about Ravi .Shock overwhelmed John when he came to know Ravi never existed.
April 23rd 2006, it was proved that Ravi never existed,there was no technosapien,even his fairy maid mother never existed thats why he was thrown out of his house.John lived in his world of fiction.He was proved Schizophrenic.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
MORRISONISM
"What is a man with no religion? What is a mankind with no man?"...
Religion is a misconception.We are made to follow a set of rules and regulations to be a part of our religion.Conventionally religion is a phenomena which is injected into our blood right in regular doses right from birth.We are taken to temples and all to cherish the infinite power and the mind fucking ability of THE MAN.We blindly fall deep into the crutches of HIS teachings and inculcate the super hyped concept of DESTINY.Well maybe its all true.Maybe I'm DESTINED to speak out my take on it .Maybe even i play the blame game with destiny.
But what if we exert our minds to think a bit beyond the conventional spectrum of blind faith and acceptance.What if if question our selfs whether we are liking it or just accepting it.
My take on religion is a bit swayed away from the conventional orthodox axiom.Music is my religion.Jim Morrison my god.
Music makes me happy,it makes me touch the divine bounties of life hanging far away from mankind ,innocent to this fast paced world breeding hatred and futility,it defines PEACE to me...
Music for me requires no commitments,no strings attached.I call my passion my religion and my religion MORRISIONISM.
Do not think I am writing all this under the influence of herbs.I want the people to appreciate their passion ,some may like eating,some sleeping,some talking.People wake up from the intoxicating conventional thinking.Follow the path which comes in your mind rather than forcing the sensitive organ to climb up the ladder which has no steps.
Do some good to you and the mankind.
"I'm the lizard king..
I can do anything"
Jim Morrison
Religion is a misconception.We are made to follow a set of rules and regulations to be a part of our religion.Conventionally religion is a phenomena which is injected into our blood right in regular doses right from birth.We are taken to temples and all to cherish the infinite power and the mind fucking ability of THE MAN.We blindly fall deep into the crutches of HIS teachings and inculcate the super hyped concept of DESTINY.Well maybe its all true.Maybe I'm DESTINED to speak out my take on it .Maybe even i play the blame game with destiny.
But what if we exert our minds to think a bit beyond the conventional spectrum of blind faith and acceptance.What if if question our selfs whether we are liking it or just accepting it.
My take on religion is a bit swayed away from the conventional orthodox axiom.Music is my religion.Jim Morrison my god.
Music makes me happy,it makes me touch the divine bounties of life hanging far away from mankind ,innocent to this fast paced world breeding hatred and futility,it defines PEACE to me...
Music for me requires no commitments,no strings attached.I call my passion my religion and my religion MORRISIONISM.
Do not think I am writing all this under the influence of herbs.I want the people to appreciate their passion ,some may like eating,some sleeping,some talking.People wake up from the intoxicating conventional thinking.Follow the path which comes in your mind rather than forcing the sensitive organ to climb up the ladder which has no steps.
Do some good to you and the mankind.
"I'm the lizard king..
I can do anything"
Jim Morrison
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